September 27, 2006
Harlots Love to Ride

Do you love to ride?  Do you ride wherever and whenever you can?  If so, you may resemble a harlot.  

We’re referring to riding bicycles.  Not THAT kind of riding.

And we’re not calling you THAT kind of harlot.  

We’re talking about our brazen foremothers, who broke convention to ride bicycles.  And in the process, also became pioneers of style. Shortened skirts.  And the totally radical ones wore pants.

That cutting edge style continues today with Harlot’s line of bike shorts.  Wear a pair of these baggy shorts and for the first time, you get to show off that sexy ass.  Adios to the bulky padding that makes you look like you’re wearing a big stack of super maxipads.  Designers at Harlot invented a new system, the Beaver Comfort Zone to keep you comfortable while in the saddle.  The silky thin seamless pad works incredibly well to keep you padded and dry while flattering your backside.

There are five different styles to choose from including the stylin’ Carmen Short, urbanesque Scarlet Knickers or the camo-themed Houlihan Short.  All made of durable bombastic fabric that’s chafe free and easy to care for.  And all are hip enough to proceed directly to the local joint for the post-ride celebratory beverage.  Detour to change not required.

Due to popular demand, Harlot now also offers a small selection of apparel for men.  Because apparently, they like to ride as well.

Harlot
505.474.3123
www.harlotwear.com